Do I even need to say it?

    This week  Cumulative  Average
CR    +$5.10      +$7.20    +$1.44
EM    -$3.40      +$4.00    +$0.67
ER    +$3.25      +$4.00    +$0.80
JB    -$6.20      -$9.50    -$1.58
JC    +$3.55     +$14.50    +$2.42
Me    -$1.20     -$12.05    -$2.01
JN    -$1.10      -$3.55    -$1.78

CR leaped into second place in the stats with a healthy doubling up this week. ER had been big stack for a good while, but lost a monster pot (capped on the river!) when her set lost to a full house.

I keep losing an average $2 every time I play. In fact, I’ve only had one winning session in the past 6 weeks. By contrast, JC has had only one losing session, and that was the very first one. ER and CR have each had only one losing session, but they missed a week. I think me and JB ought to start a losers club where we skip poker and get wasted instead. At some point, you need to stop blaming the cards (though the best hand I got all night was AKo, and that had to be mucked when the dealer fucked up) and face up to the ugly facts.

In other news, I came in fifth in the morning freeroll, winning six whole bucks.