I said I was giving up the online poker, but then Poker Grub came along with this crazy reload bonus for Empire:

Bonus update: Empire has a phenomenal reload bonus of 100 percent up to $500 using the bonus code MATCHBONUSEP. You’ll have 30 days to work off 2500 raked hands (only 5x). I suspect this is a mistake, so I don’t anticipate it working very much longer. Take it while you can! Once it’s sitting in your account, they’ll honor it.

I couldn’t resist. I IGM-PAY’d an e-check and now I’m $500 poorer and my bankroll is $500 bigger. My God, what have I done?!