“But I don’t like her.”

“Don’t like her?! What’s wrong with her? She’s beautiful, she’s rich, she’s got huge…”

Swings. Huge swings. That bitch Variance came around again today.

Session 1: +80 in 2/4 6-max and .25/.50 NL 6-max

Session 2: -130 in 2/4 6-max, .25/.50 NL 6-max, and 1/2 full ring

Session 3: +52 in .25/.50 NL 6-max

Net: +2

What a day. I don’t even want to think about the hourly. But at the very least I’m within “I can’t believe I lost my entire buy-in” distance of the 35% bonus.

This follows, of course, a Monday where I lose two buy-ins in NL and then join a multi-table tournament because HDub insists the overlay is great. Heh. Stupid re-buys and add-ons eliminated the overlay and committed me for double the money. I was doing okay in that tourney, definitely within one good pot of the money, but the blinds were advancing rapidly, and none of us except maybe the four largest stacks were in good enough shape to fold into the money. So I moved in with AK suited and got severely crippled by JJ when I didn’t improve. I bounced out when my KT ran into KJ and AQ on the way to XXTQA and decided to let KJ take the rest of my chips. 30th place.

Afterwards I decided to enter a turbo freeroll because I like roulette. The funny thing is that I don’t think roulette lets QQ get beaten by 24 (who’s all in preflop) with a 2 on the turn and a 4 on the river. Roulette might let KK get beaten by AQ, but it seems so unfair when all my chips are in preflop. Anyway, I don’t even recall how I went out, but I do remember it was in 30th place. Must have something to do with my birthday next month.

3 thoughts on ““But I don’t like her.””

  1. I have much bonus whoring to do. Doyle’s is almost done and Empire sent me one today, so I don’t think I’ll be able to take a break for a while, though it should be easier/faster to clear the number of raked hands for Empire at the limits I play.

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