The New Deal

The wife made a special appearance at this week’s home game. This time we made two deals:

  • I stake her and she keeps her winnings
  • I split my winnings 50% up to the first $80, 70% beyond that

The night started rough with both of us having to reload in the first hour or so, but we managed to felt three people between us (two of them twice) and ended up with a tidy profit for the night. I was up $110, she was up $50. After we did the profit maths, I ended up $50, and she pocketed $110. I’m apparently better at poker than deal-making.

Goodbye Skype, Hello Google Voice

I was ambivalent about the utility of Grand Central when I signed up for my free account last year; I’ve got one phone that I use, and the voicemail in your inbox feature was kinda whatevs.

But then Google announced the relaunch of Grand Central as Google Voice; this was the feature made me super-excited:

Billing and International Calls: Making international calls

To make international calls at very low rates, just dial your Google number, press 2 and call anywhere in the world. You can also make calls directly from the Google Voice website.

Since their prices are Skype-competitive, it means I can finally untether myself from my computer without buying a ridiculous Skype phone and my call quality no longer depends on whatever shitty Internet service I happen to be on (e.g., Time Warner Cable, free city wi-fi).

Now all I need to do is spend the last $2 I have on my Skype account.

MySpace Music Remixed

When MySpace Music relaunched back in September, I was pretty impressed by the depth of the catalog of music they had available. With all the major labels represented in the new venture, there was a lot of music you could go and listen to if you took the time to find it.

Unfortunately the experience was more than a little lacking. There wasn’t a way to search for songs or albums; rather, searching for those things pulled a list of profiles and discography pages that met your search criteria. Listening to the music was also less than optimal; browsing and playback of all the albums offered by the service took place within the player on the profile.

Over the past six months they’ve added more songs, more labels, and more artists. On the front end, they made some significant updates to music search and introduced music and playlist pages. Now you can listen to the full song in search, add it to your playlist, jump straight to the album, or go to the profile. With the publicly browse-able playlists, I’m not just putting together songs for myself, I’m putting it together for the world to enjoy.

It’s still not perfect, by any means, but the fact that I can listen to a bunch of New Wave songs all day makes me happier than I probably deserve.

glyphic’s New Wave playlist

myspace-new-wave-playlist

“Please, please tell me now!”

“I wanna know what you’re thinking.”

“I’m only human… born to make mistakes.”

“I’ve got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 senses working overtime.”

There’s more oil and local gin in Benin City, Nigeria

I’m pleased to share the news that Dorcas Omokaro has fully repaid her microloan on Kiva. As you may recall, she was my first Kiva microloan, a Nigerian mother of five who sells palm oil and gin. My great hope is that the kids don’t email me in ten years about a vast fortune or with an offer to buy the thing I’m selling on Craigslist. No, they’ll be mixing gin tonics, Pegus, and classic martinis in a bar down the road from their mother’s off-license.

Nora Rosa Rodríguez Rodríguez and Lan Thi Nguyen have now repaid 33% and 67% respectively. Ali just received his funds, so you’ll hear updates about him in the future.

I haven’t picked my next entrepreneur yet. I’m hoping to keep the money widely distributed, so I’ll be looking for another opportunity in Africa, preferably with a funny name to boot. Drop me a comment if you see something interesting.

Paying your gambling debts

I talked to my wife before last night’s home game got under way. She had forgotten I was playing poker, so I offered to make her feel better:

Me: I’ll give you half of my winnings.

Her: I want 70%.

Me: How about 51%?

Her: You’re not a nice husband!

Me: Okay, if I make $80 you can have 70%, otherwise just 50.

Her: Ok.

$80 would mean quintupling up, so I figured it was unlikely. Then one of the guys poked his head out and asked if I was okay with doubling the stakes. Oops.

I ended the night with about 4.5x the buyin and texted my wife the results.

Me: On my way. Up 143.50

Her: Thank you!! I will get 100.45 from you!! 😉

The problem with this structure, of course, is that once I triple my buy-in, I’m now playing to either lose a few bucks or make over four and a third times the buy-in. Anything in-between loses me money.

I think I’ll take a page from the IRS and introduce brackets to my next deal.