Category Archives: General

Gentleman drinker update

New insight from the gentleman drinker:

…his pedestrianism is predicated on the belief that by his own, smiling, promenading example he will encourage ambulation in others, such as the world has never known. This idea, that the very sight of his tan, hale person, gleaming with sweat and folly, would attract women to walk with him and men to walk like him, is, of course, nothing short of deranged….

I, for one, know that the pedestrian will have to get in his car to trek the 30 miles to my house; tonight’s the weekly game.

Car Crash

Urban Legends Reference Pages: Crash Landing:

It’s a chilling scene: a video clip shows a vehicle as it speeds through an intersection and runs broadside into another car; a pedestrian crossing the street breaks into a run to run to get out of the way of the out-of-control vehicles, but the struck car rolls on top of him.

Jesus H. Christ.

Two things to note: the driver of the Cruiser ran a red light, and the pedestrian was also crossing against the light. Presumably the driver and the ped were trying to save a few seconds. Stupid, stupid. I guess some people value 30 seconds more than they value the potential loss of hours, their vehicle, or their lives.

Of course, it could be that Ms. Cruiser was chatting on her mobile and just didn’t realize the light was red. In this case, the trade-off is between saving time (by not waiting to make/take a call) or reducing the “boredom” of driving and the potential loss of hours, their vehicle, or their lives.

I hope the driver of the Cruiser loses both her legs.

Starship Troopers

Watched Starship Troopers again tonight. Great movie.

Critics across the board have pretty much dismissed it as a pro-facist, Melrose Place in space summer blockbuster, but they’ve got it completely ass-backwards. This is satire, folks. The visual cues of Nazi Germany, from the eagle symbol of the Federation to the uniforms of military intelligence, should have made it obvious to any viewer that the film is trying to make a point. If the characters seem vacuous and bland, it’s because the society in which they live have stripped them of their humanity, filling them instead with nonsense about patriotism and the glory of violence. That these would-be “citizens” are devalued as human beings is underscored by the fact that about half of the characters that are introduced in the film are brutally maimed, impaled, or torn apart by the end.

This film is anti-fascist; more than that, it is oddly prescient of the terrorist attacks on the United States and the reaction of the country and our government to those attacks.

Thankfully, the good people at the Digital Bits seem to have their heads screwed on right:

…satire is incredibly hard to pull off because it has to function both as a satire and as the thing it’s satirizing. Dr. Strangelove is a prime example of this and so is Starship Troopers. On the one hand, if you go into this just wanting to see a bunch of monsters get blown up real good, you won’t be disappointed. The action and special effects in this movie are top-notch, holding their own against any blockbuster of the past decade. But you don’t have to look too far beneath the surface to see a far more interesting agenda at work. Verhoeven and Neumeier draw inspiration from the propaganda films of both sides of World War II, the American Why We Fight series and Leni Riefenstahl’s bone chilling Nazi classic Triumph of the Will. Sure, the enemy is literally dehumanized in Starship Troopers, but so are the humans. This is conveyed through the perfect casting of living Ken and Barbies like Van Dien and Richards. The Fednet News Feeds that pop up throughout the film are hilarious and serve to deepen our understanding of how this brutal utopia really works. And just in case you’ve somehow still managed to miss the point, Verhoeven has the audacity to dress Doogie Howser himself in full SS regalia for the movie’s third act.

This is worth watching. Go check it out.

New phone

True to tradition, I got the same phone as Adarsh. This also happens to be the same phone that Cory and Eris and Archana own. LG Electronics USA :: VX6000

It’s nice. It works all over the house, the display is bright and crisp, and the user interface is really intuitive. This is probably the best phone I’ve ever had. The camera’s kinda gimmicky but I’m sure I’ll find a use for it. It’s a good complement to my big zoom Olympus. It also fits in my pocket; there’s a belt clip for the phone, but that would be dorky.